They were afraid of Stalin'
Because he was driving her buggy.
The Czech engine light is always on.
Carrs.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Because she prefers to drive stick!
I thought they only drive automatic
It had a SPOILER on it.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Semi-retired.
An autumn-mobile.
A taxi driver
I don't know, I've never tri
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A Christler.
A Toyoda.
They are both very pedantic
A Toy-Yoda
So the other one would also drive
A rental car can drive anywhere.
Do you even Lyft bro?
A Chrysler
A yellow license plate.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
A 100$ bill
A ManDeLorean.
A Doge charger
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
A right a right a right!
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Audi!
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A bus driver.
They drive alpacars.
A Christler
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Park in it, of course.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
He lost his Marples.
By bearing straight
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Talking while driving.
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Rex (made this one up myself!)
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
A nissan
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
It's driving me nuts!
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
They both don't drive tractors.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
The car salesman can probably drive!
Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.
He drove people bananas!
Your car.
Auto-pirate.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Mussel cars.
Friiiiiiies
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
So the other one could drive
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Because their drivers keep crashing.
For me it's three weeks.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Because he always took the low road.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Because they can spell it.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Any place without a drive-up window.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because he's from New York.
A $100 bill.
Because they were trained.
Steer clear
Ford was my best friend.
Cattleacs
They are out standing in the field
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
Wait at the buzz stop.
A LOCOmotive.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
100$ bill
They steer them!
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Becau
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
The hyper drive.
A taxi driver.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
The hospital ran all out of patience
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
C,eh,N,eh,D,eh
He always breaks the bat.
Bat man can go a whole night without robin
I feel so enlightninged!
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
It was unmiscible.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
A sloped lake.
At the stock market
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
Hmm No risk do both.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
