They were afraid of Stalin'
Your holiness
Because he was driving her buggy.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Immigration.
The Czech engine light is always on.
Carrs.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Because she prefers to drive stick!
I thought they only drive automatic
It had a SPOILER on it.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Semi-retired.
An autumn-mobile.
A taxi driver
I don't know, I've never tri
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A Christler.
A Toyoda.
They are both very pedantic
A Toy-Yoda
So the other one would also drive
A rental car can drive anywhere.
Do you even Lyft bro?
A Chrysler
A yellow license plate.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Deez nuts
A 100$ bill
A ManDeLorean.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Woah, the traffic is moving.
A Doge charger
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
A right a right a right!
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Audi!
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A bus driver.
They drive alpacars.
A Christler
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
It drives me nuts.
Park in it, of course.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
He lost his Marples.
By bearing straight
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Talking while driving.
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Cross your legs
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
A nissan
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
It's driving me nuts!
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
They both don't drive tractors.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
The car salesman can probably drive!
Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.
He drove people bananas!
Your car.
Auto-pirate.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Mussel cars.
Friiiiiiies
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
So the other one could drive
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Because their drivers keep crashing.
For me it's three weeks.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
The police.
Because he always took the low road.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because they can spell it.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
House prices down
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Any place without a drive-up window.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because he's from New York.
A $100 bill.
It was an ax-I-dent.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Because the photon was incoherent.
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
A Wookie mistake!
The hyper drive.
It had too many problems.
Boy do we have problems.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
At the Klondike Bar.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
A college student.
A Dollar
