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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.