What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!