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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.