What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.