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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks