What do you call a ship that drives itself?

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!