What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon