What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.