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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.