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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.