What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.