Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.