Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.