Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint