Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.