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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!