What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.