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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!