What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)