What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.