What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.