What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.