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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.