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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)