What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.