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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.