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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.