What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Working people's wallets.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!