What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error