What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."