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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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Shrekmate.

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Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Danke.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.