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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"