What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.