What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.