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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.