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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.