What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.