What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.