What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.