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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Sith Lord Jokes More Sith Lord Jokes

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.