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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.