Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele