Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.