Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.