Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.