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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele