Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...