Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli