Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...