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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you