Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele