Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it