Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.