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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train