I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
She must have called a 1,000 times
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Tequila Mockingbird.
They're both short essays.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Ten-ish.
Schooner than later.
The Eng gland.
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Start with a brief introduction.
Drops it like it's hot.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
A lunchador.
Through the Lucha-door.
