I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
She must have called a 1,000 times
Because there's always Whos there!
A Tippihedron
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
A well 'aardvark!
Broccoli
My Mexican neighbor
They're both short essays.
Tequila Mockingbird
Adobe Wan Kenobi
East Timor
They both work on crowded platforms.
