I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
She must have called a 1,000 times
Me: Paid administrative leave.
Smells like teen spirit.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
The Marin-era
Fall.
15 or 16
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Not on /r/jokes
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Recalculating route.
He was the raining champion.
Dos Eggys
Obi-Juan