I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
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I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
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She must have called a 1,000 times
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
He forgot.
Elephants never forget.
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
A lunchador.
Through the Lucha-door.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Formula 1 drooling!
A dope ring.
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
A Polter-Heist
