Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What do you call a Mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait