Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Big Problem Jokes More Big Problem Jokes

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.