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What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay?

Because... K8 K9

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?