March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Previous Random Joke Next
Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Alan Rickman Jokes More Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin