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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.