Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized