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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Officer on doody.

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Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"