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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized