I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.