I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell