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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank