I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell