How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill