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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!