How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.