How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.