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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.