How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.