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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.