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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is