Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!