Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is