Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

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Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets