Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!