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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.