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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading