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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading