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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!