How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...