How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!