What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even...

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!