Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even...

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Quadratic Equation Jokes More Quadratic Equation Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one