Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even...

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Linear Equation Jokes More Linear Equation Jokes

Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer