Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even...

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.