They were afraid of Stalin'
HAmAr + SiCl
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because Russia was Stalin
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Paints the town red
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Because there's no Stalin.
He was Stalin.
Russia kept Stalin it
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Because they're always Stalin
They were always either Russian or Stalin.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Because they are always stalin.
A communist party
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
The planes kept Stalin.
He was rushin'
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because he was always Stalin..
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
They were just Stalin for time.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They kept Stalin.
They were Stalin
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
They're way too into Stalin
They kept Stalin around.
It had a 5 year plan
They really hate Stalin
Cuz they were stalin'!
The execution.
It was stalin
He was just stalin for time
Too many cheetahs
Biodegradable.
I thought they only drive automatic
Sheet
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
He was caught red handed.
Explaining his wife.
They Havana no money to spend.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
The Triple Entendre.
Briiiiines...
He raps his presents
