They were afraid of Stalin'
HAmAr + SiCl
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because Russia was Stalin
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Paints the town red
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Because there's no Stalin.
He was Stalin.
Russia kept Stalin it
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
Because they're always Stalin
They were always either Russian or Stalin.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Because they are always stalin.
A communist party
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
The planes kept Stalin.
He was rushin'
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because he was always Stalin..
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
They were just Stalin for time.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They kept Stalin.
They were Stalin
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
They're way too into Stalin
They kept Stalin around.
It had a 5 year plan
They really hate Stalin
Cuz they were stalin'!
It was stalin
He was just stalin for time
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
I didn't take algebra!
All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
They speak with forked tongues!
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
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