They were afraid of Stalin'
HAmAr + SiCl
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because Russia was Stalin
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Paints the town red
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Because there's no Stalin.
He was Stalin.
Russia kept Stalin it
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Because they're always Stalin
They were always either Russian or Stalin.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Because they are always stalin.
A communist party
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
The planes kept Stalin.
He was rushin'
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because he was always Stalin..
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
They were just Stalin for time.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They kept Stalin.
They were Stalin
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
They're way too into Stalin
They kept Stalin around.
It had a 5 year plan
They really hate Stalin
Cuz they were stalin'!
The execution.
It was stalin
He was just stalin for time
Shake'n bake.
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Because X Marx the spot.
The Triple Entendre.
He was snowed-in.
They are all against Turkey
WATERBOARDING!!!
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Hydrogen Iodide
How're you gettin' on
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
I thought they only drive automatic
