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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time