Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal