Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.