Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.