Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.