Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do communists put in their soup?

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.