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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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How many communists died during ww2?

Not enough

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.