Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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A place were crows go to get a drink!

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The cow fell on her.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.