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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.