Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!