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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.