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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.