Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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There's no punch line.

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Neither one works.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft