What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What tick likes to run?

Politicks