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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.