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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue