What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!