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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"