What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.