What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.