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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.