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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.