Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.