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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.