Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.