Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

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Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish