Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.