Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

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What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

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A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

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When fish play football who is the captain?

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Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.