Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.