Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Leeches and scream.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.