What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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