What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.