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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up