Lobster
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Because he was always pinching things.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Buck teeth!
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Two Wongs don't make a white
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.