What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE