What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub