What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.