About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Buck-teeth!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because the only constant is change.
A Dollar
A dollar.
One dollar
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it was for chair-ity
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
Fifty dollars and a tip.
Give me 10! dollars
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Buck teeth!
A dollar
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
It has four quarters.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A college student.
Lobster
Beef Stroganoff
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
A buck an ear.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
A $20 bill
A penny.
A new last name!
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
1969
Pete.
Nothing, they are free of charge.
On television!
Its a chaise lounge.
Because 7,10,11!
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
