Buck-teeth!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because the only constant is change.
A Dollar
A dollar.
One dollar
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it was for chair-ity
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Fifty dollars and a tip.
Give me 10! dollars
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Buck teeth!
A dollar
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
It has four quarters.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A college student.
Lobster
Your head hits the ceiling!
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
They're afraid of change.
Too many incompatible drivers.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Praystation
Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!
Firefighter.