About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Buck-teeth!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because the only constant is change.
A Dollar
A dollar.
One dollar
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it was for chair-ity
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
Fifty dollars and a tip.
Give me 10! dollars
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Buck teeth!
A dollar
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
It has four quarters.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A college student.
Lobster
Dolla Grills, Yo
Atleast I'm not single
One Nougat-Byte
Why's your belt so tight bruh
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because they're all in relationships!
Because they have high double standards.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Binary stars.
Pack your trunk and clear out!
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Denim denim denim.....
He kept trying to shave the princess.
