About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Buck-teeth!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because the only constant is change.
A Dollar
A dollar.
One dollar
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it was for chair-ity
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
Fifty dollars and a tip.
Give me 10! dollars
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Buck teeth!
A dollar
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
It has four quarters.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A college student.
Lobster
Date Simon Cowell.
They start with 2 million.
A coin!
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
A 20 dollar bill
Oil
A pittance.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
