Buck-teeth!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because the only constant is change.
A Dollar
A dollar.
One dollar
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it was for chair-ity
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Fifty dollars and a tip.
Give me 10! dollars
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Buck teeth!
A dollar
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
It has four quarters.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A college student.
Lobster
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Because freedom rings
They have to use their Endor voices.
He put it up Fur Elise!
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Clark your car in the garage!
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
He used a Luigi Board.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
One rabbyte
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Praystation
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
A new last name.
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
