What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs