What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Previous Random Joke Next

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.