What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!