What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Nobody knows

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.