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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!