What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!