What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!