Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Shedding season
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
El Taco Lips.
Because it ran out of cluck!
His heart stops bleeding.
Cardiac arrest.
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
Jack of all Spades
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Because they always wish for the green card
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Because it's a dear little thing.
