Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Staple food to the ceiling!
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
It ends.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
It has a special place in their hearts
You don't talk about fight club.
There's none, both like clubbing.
Take his spade away.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
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Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
