How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.