Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
He had to start from scratch.
Because Happy Hour ended.
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Because it's bad for their heart.
Because she stole his heart
They go clubbing.
This club can't even handle me right now
Jack of all Spades
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
