What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

How would you say you handle job pressure?

Not a problem.jpg

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)