What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"