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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now