What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"