What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)