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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.