What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!