What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas