Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pay him for the pizza.
Arkansas
Because they all live in Kansas.
Baryon my wayward son!
AR-Kansas
They all live in Arkansas
Carrion my wayward son
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Minisoda
They didn't get their whey.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
The Juan percent.
One composes, the other decomposes...
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Tell them to take off their hats
A nun with a javelin through her.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
A puff-adder
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Because he ate his carrion.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
An hour after its landed its still whining.