Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pay him for the pizza.
Arkansas
Because they all live in Kansas.
Baryon my wayward son!
AR-Kansas
They all live in Arkansas
Carrion my wayward son
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
When it turns into a driveway.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
So he can be juan with everything.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
A sailor.
Ginger Beard
It didn't have a stable relationship.
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
A baseball is thrown to the air.