Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
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Pay him for the pizza.
Arkansas
Because they all live in kansas.
He'd be an illegal alien.
Baryon my wayward son!
AR-Kansas
They all live in Arkansas
Carrion my wayward son
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She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
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Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
At the Groomers!
He didn't want to play second fidel
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Illegal aliens.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Land of Cold-Fusion".
Because the land does not wave back.
