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Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Love Card

Love Card

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.