Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pay him for the pizza.
Arkansas
Baryon my wayward son!
AR-Kansas
They all live in Arkansas
Carrion my wayward son
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Because someone stole his boat.
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
A bookworm!
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Because he can never never land
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
The SWAT team
There wasn't mushroom.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
They only ever have carrion baggage.
