Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.