And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
All white, all white, all white.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
Paint it, black!
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
He Double Gloucester.
Paints the town red
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
A painting only need one nail to hang
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Microsoft Paint
He paints his hooves red.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
When you sniff paint, you get high
It was framed.
A Pink Car Nation!
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Let it Gogh!
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Bunnies squirm too much.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Paint an endzone on it.
Benjammin Moore mon
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Paint the town red.
Red paint
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
When it's on the house.
Easel-y.
They paint the town dead!
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
With Monet
He wanted to check his e-mail.
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
I've been framed!
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
Ecru, Brute
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
So they could Scandinavian.
When the stores are open.
Salvador Deli
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
A cherry float.
They are used to being chaste.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
One's wanted.
3 years
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
Are you vegan?
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
