And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
All white, all white, all white.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
Paint it, black!
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
He Double Gloucester.
Paints the town red
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
A painting only need one nail to hang
Green paint.
Microsoft Paint
He paints his hooves red.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
It was framed.
A Pink Car Nation!
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Let it Gogh!
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Bunnies squirm too much.
Paint an endzone on it.
Benjammin Moore mon
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Paint the town red.
Red paint
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
When it's on the house.
Easel-y.
They paint the town dead!
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
With Monet
He wanted to check his e-mail.
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
I've been framed!
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
Ecru, Brute
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
So they could Scandinavian.
A tire.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
With stick e-tape.
He just couldn't tape it anymore.
A smell that keeps coming back!
White paint
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
Crate and Barrel.
An ironic paradox.
He was running out of patients.
His surname
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
