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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!