Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!