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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.