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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.