Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!