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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!