Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!