Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!