Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!