Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!