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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!