How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible