How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.