How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.