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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.