How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."