How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.