What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe