What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun