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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun