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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain