What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun