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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What are you?

Broke.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.