You break them at the middle and load them from behind
Praise the Load
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
He gives it an F5
Load it in the chum dumpster.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
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The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Pessimist Prime
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
In the Ark-hives.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
A towel full of loads
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
To feed her nightmare.
They can lighten your load!
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A denom-nom-nominator!
Somebody threw the towel in.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
You can drop her off wherever.
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
He was following the Tsar.
Thinking you are following someone.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Spit, swallow, gargle.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
They cantaloupe
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
He was a boar.
Call triple neighhh!
