What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.