Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.