Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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