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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Series Jokes More Series Jokes

What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

Successive approximations.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.