When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Series Jokes More Series Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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